Everybody's trying to change the world
Nobody helps it go around
Sunday preaching and campaign speechin
It's all big business now
Somewhere there's an old man
Shaking salt into his beer
He's thinking about another place
That's far away from here

Just slap your mama
And kick the dog
Throw those old fashioned ways out to the hog
Sell your story
Take all you can
Cause the bastards won
And Nobody gives a damn

On the radio and on tv and on that silver screen
Nobody's doing much of nothing
You ain't already heard or seen
So find an easy chair
Take off a load
Just sit back, enjoy the show
And let those bastards spit on you
Like it was pouring rain